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Beaujolais Nouveau Riche
Nothing says “taste” like drinking fresh wine while talking about the ‘notes’ you can’t actually taste. Wine connoisseur or not, these translucent purple half-rim sunglasses featuring reflective purple lenses will have you looking full-bodied and bold.- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Purple
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Dueling Pool Parties
Why choose one vibe when you can own both? These dusty blue translucent Avant Gs with blue gradient lenses bring timeless flair to any scene. No-slip, no-bounce, and perfect for cannonballs, cocktails, or chaos—whichever pool party you're crashing today.- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Light Blue
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Château de Maraschino
Welcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool, impossibly smooth, and just the right amount of over-the-top. Think vintage sports car energy...- $10.50
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Orange
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Full Sail Frenzy
Set sail for low-key luxury with these decadent navy and chrome Full Sail Frenzy Avant Gs. These stylish blue half-rim frames and chrome reflective lenses are always ready for an impromptu getaway whether you’re globetrotting or just going to the clubhouse.- $10.50
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Dark Blue
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Positively Cosmopolitan
Slip into something effortlessly upscale with Positively Cosmopolitan Avant Gs. These sleek brown tortoiseshell half-rim frames and non-reflective brown polarized lenses serve up classic sophistication with a modern twist. Designed for all-day comfort, they won’t slip or bounce, whether you're teeing off, toasting to...- $10.50
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Brown
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Members Only Misfit
Blow the clubhouse doors wide open with effortlessly upscale Members Only Misfit Avant Gs. These matte black half-rim sunglasses with dark green non-reflective lenses are serving timeless style with a modern twist–perfect for blazing your own trail through the VIP section.- $10.50
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Black
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Country Club Crasher
Your 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Brown
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Lawn Mower Drag Race
Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Green
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All Shrimp Cleanse
These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.- $13.50
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Light Pink
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That New Asphalt Smell
Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Black
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They Call Me Unsinkable
They float now?! They float now. These dark blue floating sunglasses with dark blue reflective water-repellent lenses will never ghost you while kayaking, paddleboarding, boating, jet skiing, or lounging on a floatie. If the Titanic were made out of Tidal Gs, it never would...- $13.50
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Dark Blue
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Lazy River Royalty
Rule the chlorinated kingdom with floating sunglasses! Featuring dark green Tidal G frames and green non-reflective water-repellent lenses, they'll make you look like royalty even when you feel like a confused manatee. Sit on your throne (inner tube) in peace. Just watch out for...- $13.50
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Dark Green
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Pool Noodle Battle Hero
Float like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of mourning them like a lost pet goldfish. Go ahead! Try...- $13.50
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Pink
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Sea Foam Party Favor
These floating sunglasses are the ultimate plus-one for pool parties and I'M ON A BOAT moments. Featuring light blue Tidal G frames and blue reflective water-repellent lenses, you'll look like a paddleboarding pro until your core gives out and you flop like an exhausted...- $13.50
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Light Blue
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Buoys Don't Cry
Floating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...- $13.50
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Black
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Underwhelming Alien Abduction
You know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Teal
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From Zero to Blitzed
We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Black
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Best Dystopia Ever
In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.- $12.00
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Blue
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See You at the Party, Richter!
Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Pink
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The Future is Void
Fear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400...- $12.00
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