Sport SHOP BY SPORT Snow Goggles
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Human Energy Drink
All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Pink
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Today's Special: My Dust
Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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White
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Cue Slow-Mo Montage
The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Teal
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When the World Blurs
Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Black
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Lifties' Delight
Snow Gs on, clear vision, no doubt. When the powder starts to fly, that’s what it’s all about. Dark purple goggles, pink reflective lens, our style's on point, and always on trend. Goggles so snug, they fit just right. Ready to carve, we're taking flight!- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Purple
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Bunny Slope Dropout
Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Pink
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Apres All Day
Whiteout conditions call for all black snow goggles. Apres All Day are adjustable to fit all noggins and come with two swappable magnetic lenses to suit any light level. These bad boys are anti-fog to boot, so you can see the after-party at the...- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Black
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Lives Life in All-Caps
WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Yellow
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Speak of the Daredevil
If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...- $13.50
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Teal
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Ask Me About My Escape Plan
Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...- $13.50
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Black
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Guacamole Face Mask
Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Chartreuse
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Kidnapped by a Cyborg
Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)- $13.50
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Light Blue
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Ready the Confetti Cannon
ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Pink
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My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Black
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Rookie Card Energy
Score a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.- $15.00
$50.00- $15.00
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Red
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Fresh Pulls Only
No repeats or dupes...we want Fresh Pulls Only! In these limited-edition yellow & green shades with yellow green reflective lenses, you'll look like a certified one of one. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Maxine "Max" Strawson included.- $15.00
$50.00- $15.00
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Yellow
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Now That’s a Dinger!
Now That's a Dinger! is what people will say about YOU when you show up wearing these blue & white sunnies with blue gradient lenses. It's time to face it: you ARE a home run! Custom packaging & trading card featuring Petey "Pop-Up" Poppler...- $15.00
$50.00- $15.00
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Blue
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Electric Zen Machine
Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Teal
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Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Red
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Outruns Own Shadow
Be nimble and untouchably cool in these black Bug Gs, featuring non-reflective, anti-fog lenses. Slip on these aerodynamic wraparounds and get ready to vanish in style; even your shadow won’t be able to keep up.- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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