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Frozen Grape Escape
These retrolicious purple shades are frosty, juicy, and made for long hot days that melt into even longer nights. Reminiscent of sweltering summer afternoons spent roller skating around the neighborhood in a monokini, then turning your lips the perfect shade of deathly purple with...- $9.00
$30.00- $9.00
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Go With the Glow
Get a literal glow-up with glow-in-the-dark sunglasses!!! Pink meets teal with these limited-edition Retro Gs. Formerly Flamboyance exclusive, now available to the masses while supplies last. Snag your pair and glow, baby, glow!- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Human Energy Drink
All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Pink
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Today's Special: My Dust
Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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White
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Cue Slow-Mo Montage
The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Teal
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When the World Blurs
Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Black
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Cashmere Corporate Camo
Cashmere Corporate Camo delivers bold, elevated style in our Grand G frame. Rich brown frames with brown gray gradient lenses give instant power move energy. Big, modern, no slip, no bounce, all swagger. Sharp enough for boardrooms, cool enough for everywhere else, and dramatic...- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Brown
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Blood Moon Barbecue
Blood Moon Barbecue sunnies light up your look with dark red Grand G frames and black gradient lenses. Whether you’ve got a big noggin or just like to live large, these shades bring heat without burning your eyes. No slip, no bounce, all confidence....- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Dark Red
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Casually Juggles Boulders
Casually Juggles Boulders brings effortless, bold energy to translucent gray Grand Gs with black gradient lenses. Whether you've got a larger noggin or like to play big with your look, these shades radiate strength and style without trying too hard. No slip, no bounce,...- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Translucent Gray
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Certified Pet Psychic
Certified Pet Psychic brings big, confident energy to brown tortoiseshell Grand G frames with brown non-reflective lenses. Whether you’ve got a bigger noggin or a major sense of style, these big, bold shades radiate effortless style. No slip, no bounce, all confidence. Perfect for...- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Tortoiseshell
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Emerald City Timeshare
Emerald City Timeshare brings bold, wicked energy to dark green Grand Gs with green gradient lenses. Perfect for bigger noggins or massive style icons, these shades make every step feel like you’re strutting down your own yellow brick runway. No slip, no bounce, all...- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Dark Green
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Grim Reaper's Spring Fling
Grim Reaper's Spring Fling brings timeless, otherworldly style to our bold, sleek Grand Gs. Perfect for bigger heads or oversized shades enthusiasts, these black frames with black non-reflective lenses whisper in a haunting, raspy voice, “I could claim your soul, but I’d rather claim...- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Black
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Lifties' Delight
Snow Gs on, clear vision, no doubt. When the powder starts to fly, that’s what it’s all about. Dark purple goggles, pink reflective lens, our style's on point, and always on trend. Goggles so snug, they fit just right. Ready to carve, we're taking flight!- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Purple
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Bunny Slope Dropout
Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Pink
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Apres All Day
Whiteout conditions call for all black snow goggles. Apres All Day are adjustable to fit all noggins and come with two swappable magnetic lenses to suit any light level. These bad boys are anti-fog to boot, so you can see the after-party at the...- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Black
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Lives Life in All-Caps
WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Yellow
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Speak of the Daredevil
If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Teal
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Ask Me About My Escape Plan
Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Black
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Guacamole Face Mask
Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Chartreuse
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Kidnapped by a Cyborg
Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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