NEW EYE CANDY
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Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics
So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through...- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Black Cherry Bombe
You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Matcha Sorbet Muse
Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Frosé-Forged Frenemy
The enemy of my enemy is my...frenemy. Forged in the whirring depths of the magical frosé machine, will this newfound frozen fren-ship last past Labor Day?! Only time will tell. So rise up from your barstools, frosé frens, and cheers your glasses to rosy,...- $12.00
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Windowsill Pie Bandit
Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know,...- $10.50
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Is It Sher-bet or Sher-bert?!
If you pronounce it sherbet, a thin veneer of sophistication hides the delicious, fruity chaos and rainbow swirls of personality that lie within you. If you pronounce it sherbert, you probably make love with your socks on, and that’s OK! If there’s one thing...- $10.50
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Daiquiri Ice Heist
"Mom? I need you to come bail me out. Yes, I’m fine. I got caught trying to steal a case of ice cream… from the drugstore parking lot… NO! Because it doesn’t matter! FINE. Rocky Road!!!… Uh, bail is set at $1500." CLICK "Mom?...- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Frozen Grape Escape
These retrolicious purple shades are frosty, juicy, and made for long hot days that melt into even longer nights. Reminiscent of sweltering summer afternoons spent roller skating around the neighborhood in a monokini, then turning your lips the perfect shade of deathly purple with...- $9.00
$30.00- $9.00
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Crème de la Cobbler
One of the best things about warm weather? STONE FRUIT. Peaches, plums, cherries. We want them ALL. Especially baked into COBBLER. The crème de la crème? Peach! We baked that golden, buttery, sweet decadence right into these Luxe Gs. Think of them as sunnies...- $10.50
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Seedy Strawberry Lemonade Stand
Rectangular frames that won’t slip or bounce when the sun’s doing the most, and your seedy lemonade stand's thriving. What makes it so special? The unmistakable tang of Meyer lemons? The sweet corpses of muddled strawberries? The possibility that you threw caution to the...- $10.50
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Sour Plum Smash
"Ready? Set? Smash!!!" You scramble to eat as many juicy, fresh plums as you can off the tree, the sticky-sweet juice running down your arms as you race to see who can eat the most. First prize? A long, triumphant sip from the garden...- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Blue Raspberry Slush Fund
"I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did...- $10.50
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