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Sees Sprinkler, Immediately FrolicsSees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through...
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Black Cherry BombeBlack Cherry Bombe

Black Cherry Bombe

You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...
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Matcha Sorbet MuseMatcha Sorbet Muse

Matcha Sorbet Muse

Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.
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  • Lifties' DelightLifties' Delight

    Lifties' Delight

    Snow Gs on, clear vision, no doubt. When the powder starts to fly, that’s what it’s all about. Dark purple goggles, pink reflective lens, our style's on point, and always on trend. Goggles so snug, they fit just right. Ready to carve, we're taking flight!
    $22.50
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  • Bunny Slope DropoutBunny Slope Dropout

    Bunny Slope Dropout

    Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
    $22.50
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  • Apres All DayApres All Day

    Apres All Day

    Whiteout conditions call for all black snow goggles. Apres All Day are adjustable to fit all noggins and come with two swappable magnetic lenses to suit any light level. These bad boys are anti-fog to boot, so you can see the after-party at the...
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps

    Lives Life in All-Caps

    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Speak of the DaredevilSpeak of the Daredevil

    Speak of the Daredevil

    If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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    $13.50
  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan

    Ask Me About My Escape Plan

    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
    $13.50
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  • Guacamole Face MaskGuacamole Face Mask

    Guacamole Face Mask

    Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg

    Kidnapped by a Cyborg

    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
    $13.50
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  • Ready the Confetti CannonReady the Confetti Cannon

    Ready the Confetti Cannon

    ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • My Sweat Has an Octane RatingMy Sweat Has an Octane Rating

    My Sweat Has an Octane Rating

    When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Rookie Card EnergyRookie Card Energy

    Rookie Card Energy

    Score a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Fresh Pulls OnlyFresh Pulls Only

    Fresh Pulls Only

    No repeats or dupes...we want Fresh Pulls Only! In these limited-edition yellow & green shades with yellow green reflective lenses, you'll look like a certified one of one. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Maxine "Max" Strawson included.
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Now That’s a Dinger!Now That’s a Dinger!

    Now That’s a Dinger!

    Now That's a Dinger! is what people will say about YOU when you show up wearing these blue & white sunnies with blue gradient lenses. It's time to face it: you ARE a home run! Custom packaging & trading card featuring Petey "Pop-Up" Poppler...
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine

    Electric Zen Machine

    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno

    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno

    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Tentacle Tag ChampionTentacle Tag Champion

    Tentacle Tag Champion

    TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • The Jungle Is My GymThe Jungle Is My Gym

    The Jungle Is My Gym

    Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Do It for the Victory DanceDo It for the Victory Dance

    Do It for the Victory Dance

    These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50

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