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Voight-Kampff Vision
Sure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...- $12.00
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Gray
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Big Pajama Llama Drama
Attend a slumber party where llamas freeze your undies & write PEN15 on your sleeping face in permanent marker; big pajama llama drama ensues. Dark beige BFG sunnies with amber gradient lenses won't slip or bounce during mandatory pillow fights.- $12.00
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Dark Brown
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Gold Digging with Sasquatch
Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only to find out he meant literally digging for gold. (Now that we think about it, it did seem kind of...- $12.00
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Orange
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Colossal Squid Confessions
Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...- $12.00
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Purple
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Electric Beluga Boogaloo
Looking for sunnies that won't slip OR bounce while you breakdance for your life on the dance floor?! (But they also need to fit your whale-sized noggin?) The sunnies you seek are right here!!! The gradient lenses in these navy BFG frames mean you...- $12.00
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Navy
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Hellhound Hallucinations
What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...- $12.00
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Brown
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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...- $12.00
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Pink
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Mint Julep Electroshocks
Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.- $12.00
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Green
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Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.- $12.00
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Black
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I HAVE THE POWER!
The power of Grayskull is in your hands with these limited-edition shades! Forged in a red-and-yellow Sword of Power design with gold reflective lenses, these limited-edition sunnies come with custom packaging, too! Perfect for the brave warriors of Eternia!- $12.00
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Red
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Mighty Master of the Netherworld
These limited-edition Skeletor-patterned sunnies featuring a skull won't help you unlock the secrets of Castle Grayskull, but they do glow in the dark, AND they won't slip or bounce while you battle it out for control of Eternia! Includes custom Masters of the Universe...- $12.00
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Blue
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Royal Blue Hustle
Show your Duke University® pride with Blue Devils® sunglasses! These blue and black frames with blue reflective polarized lenses pair nicely with blue faces and torsos—and bring major team spirit for those whose face-painting and torso-painting days are behind them. Let's Go Duke®!- $12.00
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Duke University
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Music City Soccer
Boom. Da-da. BOOM. What's that sound? You & the rest of the supporters having a Grand Ole time beating the drum for Nashville SC. In officially licensed blue & yellow shades with blue gradient lenses, your victory playlist will be all hits & no...- $12.00
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Nashville SC
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407 to My City
Take this exit! Wait, it's the next one! Oh, never mind...you made it! In these officially licensed Orlando City SC shades with purple frames & violet reflective lenses, you can turn on cruise control & slide into every goal celebration in style!!! Includes Major...- $12.00
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Orlando City SC
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Dallas ‘Til I Die
The time has come to channel your inner-champion & rep FC Dallas on the daily!!! In these officially licensed sunglasses with red frames, blue flames & amber reflective lenses, you can show off the fact that you're loyal until the very end. Includes Major...- $12.00
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FC Dallas
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Flow With Us
It's two sections over, get ready, here it comes...throw your hands in the air, flow with the crowd & ride the wave to victory in these officially licensed San Diego FC dark gray shades with blue waves & orange gold gradient lenses!!! Includes Major...- $12.00
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San Diego FC
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Wild Orchid
Take off your shoes, dig your toes into the dirt, and frolic through fragrant flowers! With purple pink reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed Wild Orchid sunnies are made for days spent outside where happy childhood memories run amok...- $12.00
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Turquoise Surf
Picture the sea foam sparkling against the shoreline, and feel the sun's warmth reflecting off the Turquoise Surf. With green gradient lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed sunnies might just tempt you to sell all your possessions and travel the...- $12.00
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Turquoise Surf
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Sandy Tan
There's nothing like feeling the sand beneath your toes, so our team of mad scientists got together to bring that feeling to your face...metaphorically! With amber reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed sunnies will inspire you to go full...- $12.00
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Sandy Tan
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Palm Leaf
Whether palmate or pinnate, we're big fans of YOU in Palm Leaf sunnies. With green yellow reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed sunglasses are the perfect decoration...for your face! Available for a limited time.- $12.00
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