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Sees Sprinkler, Immediately FrolicsSees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through...
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Black Cherry BombeBlack Cherry Bombe

Black Cherry Bombe

You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...
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Matcha Sorbet MuseMatcha Sorbet Muse

Matcha Sorbet Muse

Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.
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  • Sees Sprinkler, Immediately FrolicsSees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

    Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

    So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through...
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Black Cherry BombeBlack Cherry Bombe

    Black Cherry Bombe

    You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Matcha Sorbet MuseMatcha Sorbet Muse

    Matcha Sorbet Muse

    Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Frosé-Forged FrenemyFrosé-Forged Frenemy

    Frosé-Forged Frenemy

    The enemy of my enemy is my...frenemy. Forged in the whirring depths of the magical frosé machine, will this newfound frozen fren-ship last past Labor Day?! Only time will tell. So rise up from your barstools, frosé frens, and cheers your glasses to rosy,...
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Windowsill Pie BanditWindowsill Pie Bandit

    Windowsill Pie Bandit

    Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know,...
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  • Is It Sher-bet or Sher-bert?!Is It Sher-bet or Sher-bert?!

    Is It Sher-bet or Sher-bert?!

    If you pronounce it sherbet, a thin veneer of sophistication hides the delicious, fruity chaos and rainbow swirls of personality that lie within you. If you pronounce it sherbert, you probably make love with your socks on, and that’s OK! If there’s one thing...
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  • Daiquiri Ice HeistDaiquiri Ice Heist

    Daiquiri Ice Heist

    "Mom? I need you to come bail me out. Yes, I’m fine. I got caught trying to steal a case of ice cream… from the drugstore parking lot… NO! Because it doesn’t matter! FINE. Rocky Road!!!… Uh, bail is set at $1500." CLICK "Mom?...
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    $13.50
  • Frozen Grape EscapeFrozen Grape Escape

    Frozen Grape Escape

    These retrolicious purple shades are frosty, juicy, and made for long hot days that melt into even longer nights. Reminiscent of sweltering summer afternoons spent roller skating around the neighborhood in a monokini, then turning your lips the perfect shade of deathly purple with...
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  • Crème de la CobblerCrème de la Cobbler

    Crème de la Cobbler

    One of the best things about warm weather? STONE FRUIT. Peaches, plums, cherries. We want them ALL. Especially baked into COBBLER. The crème de la crème? Peach! We baked that golden, buttery, sweet decadence right into these Luxe Gs. Think of them as sunnies...
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  • Seedy Strawberry Lemonade StandSeedy Strawberry Lemonade Stand

    Seedy Strawberry Lemonade Stand

    Rectangular frames that won’t slip or bounce when the sun’s doing the most, and your seedy lemonade stand's thriving. What makes it so special? The unmistakable tang of Meyer lemons? The sweet corpses of muddled strawberries? The possibility that you threw caution to the...
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  • Sour Plum SmashSour Plum Smash

    Sour Plum Smash

    "Ready? Set? Smash!!!" You scramble to eat as many juicy, fresh plums as you can off the tree, the sticky-sweet juice running down your arms as you race to see who can eat the most. First prize? A long, triumphant sip from the garden...
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    $12.00
  • Blue Raspberry Slush FundBlue Raspberry Slush Fund

    Blue Raspberry Slush Fund

    "I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did...
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    $10.50
  • Human Energy DrinkHuman Energy Drink

    Human Energy Drink

    All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
    $13.50
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  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust

    Today's Special: My Dust

    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
    $13.50
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  • Cue Slow-Mo MontageCue Slow-Mo Montage

    Cue Slow-Mo Montage

    The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
    $13.50
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  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs

    When the World Blurs

    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
    $13.50
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  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps

    Lives Life in All-Caps

    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Speak of the DaredevilSpeak of the Daredevil

    Speak of the Daredevil

    If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan

    Ask Me About My Escape Plan

    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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    $13.50
  • Guacamole Face MaskGuacamole Face Mask

    Guacamole Face Mask

    Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
    $13.50
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    $13.50

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