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Sees Sprinkler, Immediately FrolicsSees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through...
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Black Cherry BombeBlack Cherry Bombe

Black Cherry Bombe

You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...
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Matcha Sorbet MuseMatcha Sorbet Muse

Matcha Sorbet Muse

Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.
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  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg

    Kidnapped by a Cyborg

    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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  • Ready the Confetti CannonReady the Confetti Cannon

    Ready the Confetti Cannon

    ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
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  • My Sweat Has an Octane RatingMy Sweat Has an Octane Rating

    My Sweat Has an Octane Rating

    When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine

    Electric Zen Machine

    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
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  • I Have These on Vinyl, TooI Have These on Vinyl, Too

    I Have These on Vinyl, Too

    Round green sunglasses with sleek polarized lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters. Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show. Plus, gradient lenses mask eye-rolls when surrounded by normie sheeple.
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  • Governed by My Mood RingGoverned by My Mood Ring

    Governed by My Mood Ring

    Put the mood ring down! Don't allow yourself to be misguided by its lies! It's based on temperature, not mood. Negative aura much?! OK, but these translucent teal Pop Gs w/ green gradient lenses? Wear 'em & your outfit will gain like 1000 aura...
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  • Lava Lamp OracleLava Lamp Oracle

    Lava Lamp Oracle

    Translucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
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  • Stays For The EncoreStays For The Encore

    Stays For The Encore

    Only real ones stay for the encore! Stand out from the crowd with Luxe G, sleek rectangular sunnies. Featuring translucent light green frames and green polarized lenses, they won't slip or bounce as you yell "ONE MORE!!!" at the top of your lungs.
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  • Lost All Sense of TimeLost All Sense of Time

    Lost All Sense of Time

    You may have lost track of time, but don't lose track of your style. Stylish black rectangular sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce even as time races past. Time may be fleeting, but style like this is forever. Look like you’ve got it together,...
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  • Came Here to Be SeenCame Here to Be Seen

    Came Here to Be Seen

    Came Here to Be Seen, so we shall cause a scene!!! Sleek tortoiseshell rectangular sunglasses that thrive on attention. From dancefloor debuts to sun-soaked chaos, you stay front and center. (NPC who?!) Forget blending in. It was never you, anyway!
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  • Sunset DreamscapeSunset Dreamscape

    Sunset Dreamscape

    This is what surreal dreams are made of. Light yellow rectangular sunglasses with brown-tinted lenses for 5-star views or softly dissociating into the horizon when reality starts feeling optional. No slip, no bounce, all euphoria.
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  • Tends To Get NoticedTends To Get Noticed

    Tends To Get Noticed

    Forget incognito mode, deep green dares to get noticed in these fashionable, oversized flat-top sunglasses with green gradient lenses. Made for movers and shakers (both literal and figurative). No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Verve.
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  • Underwhelming Alien AbductionUnderwhelming Alien Abduction

    Underwhelming Alien Abduction

    You know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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  • 90s Sedan Style Icon90s Sedan Style Icon

    90s Sedan Style Icon

    These dark teal OGs featuring green gradient lenses will have you cruisin’ in style. Take these timeless sunnies for a spin & let your appeal go from basic to smooth, 90s-style! Not too flashy, not too subtle, just like a 90s sedan. (Car not...
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  • Underwater Thunder PlunderUnderwater Thunder Plunder

    Underwater Thunder Plunder

    Brace for impact because these BFGs are a treasure trove of style and function! Featuring translucent teal frames and green gradient lenses, they’re here to take the spotlight and won’t slip or bounce when you leave everyone else in your wake!
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