Sidebar

Categories

Availability

Price

$
to
$

Featured Products

Sees Sprinkler, Immediately FrolicsSees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through...
$10.50
$35.00
$10.50
Black Cherry BombeBlack Cherry Bombe

Black Cherry Bombe

You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...
$10.50
$35.00
$10.50
Matcha Sorbet MuseMatcha Sorbet Muse

Matcha Sorbet Muse

Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.
$12.00
$40.00
$12.00

Sport SHOP BY SPORT

Filter
  • 10
  • 15
  • 20
  • 25
  • 30
  • 50
  • Featured
  • Most relevant
  • Best selling
  • Alphabetically, A-Z
  • Alphabetically, Z-A
  • Price, low to high
  • Price, high to low
  • Date, old to new
  • Date, new to old
Sort

Sort by:

  • Featured
  • Most relevant
  • Best selling
  • Alphabetically, A-Z
  • Alphabetically, Z-A
  • Price, low to high
  • Price, high to low
  • Date, old to new
  • Date, new to old
  • From Zero to BlitzedFrom Zero to Blitzed

    From Zero to Blitzed

    We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Best Dystopia EverBest Dystopia Ever

    Best Dystopia Ever

    In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • See You at the Party, Richter!See You at the Party, Richter!

    See You at the Party, Richter!

    Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Voight-Kampff VisionVoight-Kampff Vision

    Voight-Kampff Vision

    Sure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Colossal Squid ConfessionsColossal Squid Confessions

    Colossal Squid Confessions

    Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

    Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

    Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Mint Julep ElectroshocksMint Julep Electroshocks

    Mint Julep Electroshocks

    Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBeelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

    Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

    Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Swedish Meatball HangoverSwedish Meatball Hangover

    Swedish Meatball Hangover

    Do these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Phoenix At A Bloody Mary BarPhoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar

    Phoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar

    Heard of red rose sunglasses? These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses. Same color, waaay better story. Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get, and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Three Parts TeeThree Parts Tee

    Three Parts Tee

    These gradient frames with polarized non-reflective brown lenses are perfect for sipping iced tea and lemonade on the golf course or slamming shots in the clubhouse after to celebrate your epic win (or devastating defeat). No slip, no bounce sunglasses with full UV400 protection.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Nessy's Midnight OrgyNessy's Midnight Orgy

    Nessy's Midnight Orgy

    These legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Just Knock It On!Just Knock It On!

    Just Knock It On!

    Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Tentacle Tag ChampionTentacle Tag Champion

    Tentacle Tag Champion

    TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Silverback Squat MobilitySilverback Squat Mobility

    Silverback Squat Mobility

    Dig silverback gorillas? Try these silverback sunglasses. Perfect for beasting, running, or golfing, these sleek gray active sunglasses won’t slip or bounce no matter how sweaty you get. Plus, the stylish polarized green lenses will protect your peepers with UV400 protection.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • The Jungle Is My GymThe Jungle Is My Gym

    The Jungle Is My Gym

    Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Iced By YetisIced By Yetis

    Iced By Yetis

    White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Add the Chrome PackageAdd the Chrome Package

    Add the Chrome Package

    These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Falkor's Fever DreamFalkor's Fever Dream

    Falkor's Fever Dream

    These blue-on-blue sunglasses are what fever dreams are made of. The no slip, no bounce frames stay put no matter how wildly you sweat, sleep walk, or travel between realms. Blue polarized lenses offer UV400 protection and reduce glare off luck dragon fur.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Hooked on OnyxHooked on Onyx

    Hooked on Onyx

    All black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00

Recently Viewed Products