Sport SHOP BY SPORT Fitness Sunglasses
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Human Energy Drink
All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.- $13.50
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Pink
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Today's Special: My Dust
Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)- $13.50
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White
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Cue Slow-Mo Montage
The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.- $13.50
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Teal
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When the World Blurs
Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!- $13.50
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Black
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Kidnapped by a Cyborg
Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)- $13.50
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Light Blue
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My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)- $13.50
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Black
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Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.- $13.50
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Red
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They Were Out of Black
The age-old issue when you're too cool for school...they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarized lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.- $9.00
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Dark Gray
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Midnight Ramble at the Circle Bar
Hipster-inspired round blue lens sunglasses worth rambling about.Fashionable black retro round frames meet functional polarized lenses with UV400 protection. Go ahead and get sweaty—the special grip coating and snug, lightweight fit means they won’t slip or bounce.- $9.00
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Black
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Lawn Mower Drag Race
Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.- $13.50
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Green
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That New Asphalt Smell
Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.- $13.50
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Black
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Mint Julep Electroshocks
Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.- $12.00
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Green
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Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.- $12.00
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Black
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Swedish Meatball Hangover
Do these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!- $9.00
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Yellow
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Nessy's Midnight Orgy
These legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.- $9.00
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Teal
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Tentacle Tag Champion
TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)- $13.50
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Dark Purple
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Silverback Squat Mobility
Dig silverback gorillas? Try these silverback sunglasses. Perfect for beasting, running, or golfing, these sleek gray active sunglasses won’t slip or bounce no matter how sweaty you get. Plus, the stylish polarized green lenses will protect your peepers with UV400 protection.- $9.00
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Gray
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The Jungle Is My Gym
Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.- $13.50
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Dark Green
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Iced By Yetis
White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...- $9.00
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White
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Add the Chrome Package
These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)- $12.00
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