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Thanks, They're Vintage
Like my sunglasses? Thanks, they're vintage!!! Classic round vintage sunglasses with purple frames and blue reflective lenses to shield your eyes from the envious looks thrown your way, plus UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Beat THAT, estate sale fiends.- $9.00
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Dark Purple
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Bodhi's Ultimate Ride
Don’t let these hipster-inspired sunnies intimidate you, they were actually named after a goodr-famous golden retriever named Bodhi. The wood grain patterned frames with a non-reflective brown lenses are perfect for runners, bikers, golfers, and very good boys alike.- $9.00
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Light Brown
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I Have These on Vinyl, Too
Round green sunglasses with sleek polarized lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters. Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show. Plus, gradient lenses mask eye-rolls when surrounded by normie sheeple.- $9.00
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Dark Green
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I'm Wearing Burgundy?
These round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, golfing, or vigorously explaining burgundy’s clear superiority. Polarized lenses have UV400 protection to protect your peepers.- $9.00
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Dark Red
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They Were Out of Black
The age-old issue when you're too cool for school...they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarized lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.- $9.00
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Dark Gray
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Freshly Baked Man Buns
These orange round sunglasses are hotter than a tray of freshly baked man buns straight out of the oven. Polarized light blue round lenses with UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe while you soak up some sun. As the expression goes: sun’s out, man...- $9.00
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Dark Yellow
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I Pickled These Myself
Round teal sunglasses with purple polarized lenses that we pickled especially for you. Your body is a temple. Don’t settle for big-box canned shades. No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even if you sweat. UV400 protection keeps your precious peepers safe and...- $9.00
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Teal
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Strange Things Are Afoot at the Circle G
When crazy time-travel opportunities present themselves at your local convenience store, reach for these clear, translucent circle frames with purple reflective lenses. They're MOST excellent thanks to their no-slip, no-bounce performance, full UV400 protection, and polarized lenses.- $9.00
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Clear
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Influencers Pay Double
Round pink sunglasses with mirrored reflective polarized lenses so stylish you’ll actually want to pay double. Whether you’re rollerskating, running, or golfing, these fashionable bubblegum pink sunglasses have you covered with a no slip, no bounce frame & UV400 protection.- $9.00
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Light Pink
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Midnight Ramble at the Circle Bar
Hipster-inspired round blue lens sunglasses worth rambling about.Fashionable black retro round frames meet functional polarized lenses with UV400 protection. Go ahead and get sweaty—the special grip coating and snug, lightweight fit means they won’t slip or bounce.- $9.00
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Black
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Zoomies in Blush
Look ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.- $13.50
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Pink
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Panther's Power Hour
Pounce on power hour like a panther, nonchalantly swatting away tasks while looking viciously vogue in these bold, deep purple cat-eye Cheetah G sunnies with purple reflective lenses.- $13.50
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Purple
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Sand in Every Crevice
Golden hour, the sleek puma emerges from prowling the dunes, & wildly brushes the sand from every crevice in the beach parking lot. Wait, no. That's just a person giving fashionable feline vibes in translucent brown cat-eye Cheetah Gs w/ brown gradient lenses.- $13.50
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Light Brown
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Stealth Mode Supreme
These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.- $13.50
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Black
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Once in a Pink Moon
Once in a Pink Moon sunnies are a rare cosmic masterpiece, blending retro-futurist glam with hot pink translucent cat-eye frames and dazzling blue reflective lenses. Designed to never slip or bounce, they stay effortlessly in place whether you're sipping champagne under the stars or...- $10.50
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Pink
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Moonbeam Daydream
Space out with sunnies so stylish they’re out of this world. These chic Moonbeam Daydream Moon Gs are a retro-futuristic twist on angled cat-eye sunglasses. Bring your face to the final frontier of fashion and function with these no-slip, no-bounce translucent dark gray frames...- $10.50
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Dark Gray
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Lolo’s Lunar Nuptials
Settle for global icon status? Not when there’s a whole solar system of style to explore. Moon Gs are chic, angled cat eye sunglasses with a retro-futuristic twist. These Lolo's Lunar Nuptials shades have a translucent, no-slip, no-bounce frame in a versatile soft cream...- $10.50
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White
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In My Cosmic Era
Explore the final frontier of fashion with In My Cosmic Era Moon Gs, stylish space-age sunnies with endless style. These shades have black non-reflective lenses and black frames that won’t slip or bounce– even at warp speed. (Fine, we didn’t test that, but you...- $10.50
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Black
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Governed by My Mood Ring
Put the mood ring down! Don't allow yourself to be misguided by its lies! It's based on temperature, not mood. Negative aura much?! OK, but these translucent teal Pop Gs w/ green gradient lenses? Wear 'em & your outfit will gain like 1000 aura...- $9.00
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Teal
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Kisses Canvas, Sells It for Fortune
MUAH! Bold red Pop Gs with blue reflective lenses to match your newly amassed fortune. Make artistic waves with elegant red sunnies that won’t slip or bounce as you dethrone duct-tapped fruit as the icon of modern creativity!!!- $9.00
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