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Sees Sprinkler, Immediately FrolicsSees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

Sees Sprinkler, Immediately Frolics

So what if you can't pass a sprinkler on a hot day without an impromptu frolic?! Life needs more frolicking!!! It's not like you're some weirdo who strips off your clothes on the way to your colonoscopy appointment and prances with juvenile abandon through...
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Black Cherry BombeBlack Cherry Bombe

Black Cherry Bombe

You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...
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Matcha Sorbet MuseMatcha Sorbet Muse

Matcha Sorbet Muse

Part-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.
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  • From Zero to BlitzedFrom Zero to Blitzed

    From Zero to Blitzed

    We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
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  • Best Dystopia EverBest Dystopia Ever

    Best Dystopia Ever

    In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
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  • See You at the Party, Richter!See You at the Party, Richter!

    See You at the Party, Richter!

    Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.
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  • The Future is VoidThe Future is Void

    The Future is Void

    Fear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400...
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  • Voight-Kampff VisionVoight-Kampff Vision

    Voight-Kampff Vision

    Sure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...
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  • Big Pajama Llama DramaBig Pajama Llama Drama

    Big Pajama Llama Drama

    Attend a slumber party where llamas freeze your undies & write PEN15 on your sleeping face in permanent marker; big pajama llama drama ensues. Dark beige BFG sunnies with amber gradient lenses won't slip or bounce during mandatory pillow fights.
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  • Gold Digging with SasquatchGold Digging with Sasquatch

    Gold Digging with Sasquatch

    Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only to find out he meant literally digging for gold. (Now that we think about it, it did seem kind of...
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  • Colossal Squid ConfessionsColossal Squid Confessions

    Colossal Squid Confessions

    Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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  • Electric Beluga BoogalooElectric Beluga Boogaloo

    Electric Beluga Boogaloo

    Looking for sunnies that won't slip OR bounce while you breakdance for your life on the dance floor?! (But they also need to fit your whale-sized noggin?) The sunnies you seek are right here!!! The gradient lenses in these navy BFG frames mean you...
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  • Hellhound HallucinationsHellhound Hallucinations

    Hellhound Hallucinations

    What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...
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  • Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

    Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

    Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
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  • Mint Julep ElectroshocksMint Julep Electroshocks

    Mint Julep Electroshocks

    Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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  • Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBeelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

    Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

    Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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  • I HAVE THE POWER!I HAVE THE POWER!

    I HAVE THE POWER!

    The power of Grayskull is in your hands with these limited-edition shades! Forged in a red-and-yellow Sword of Power design with gold reflective lenses, these limited-edition sunnies come with custom packaging, too! Perfect for the brave warriors of Eternia!
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  • Mighty Master of the NetherworldMighty Master of the Netherworld

    Mighty Master of the Netherworld

    These limited-edition Skeletor-patterned sunnies featuring a skull won't help you unlock the secrets of Castle Grayskull, but they do glow in the dark, AND they won't slip or bounce while you battle it out for control of Eternia! Includes custom Masters of the Universe...
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  • Royal Blue HustleRoyal Blue Hustle

    Royal Blue Hustle

    Show your Duke University® pride with Blue Devils® sunglasses! These blue and black frames with blue reflective polarized lenses pair nicely with blue faces and torsos—and bring major team spirit for those whose face-painting and torso-painting days are behind them. Let's Go Duke®!
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  • Music City SoccerMusic City Soccer

    Music City Soccer

    Boom. Da-da. BOOM. What's that sound? You & the rest of the supporters having a Grand Ole time beating the drum for Nashville SC. In officially licensed blue & yellow shades with blue gradient lenses, your victory playlist will be all hits & no...
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  • 407 to My City407 to My City

    407 to My City

    Take this exit! Wait, it's the next one! Oh, never mind...you made it! In these officially licensed Orlando City SC shades with purple frames & violet reflective lenses, you can turn on cruise control & slide into every goal celebration in style!!! Includes Major...
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  • Dallas ‘Til I DieDallas ‘Til I Die

    Dallas ‘Til I Die

    The time has come to channel your inner-champion & rep FC Dallas on the daily!!! In these officially licensed sunglasses with red frames, blue flames & amber reflective lenses, you can show off the fact that you're loyal until the very end. Includes Major...
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  • Flow With UsFlow With Us

    Flow With Us

    It's two sections over, get ready, here it comes...throw your hands in the air, flow with the crowd & ride the wave to victory in these officially licensed San Diego FC dark gray shades with blue waves & orange gold gradient lenses!!! Includes Major...
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